{"id":4031,"date":"2026-04-01T17:31:08","date_gmt":"2026-04-01T15:31:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/glitched.se\/?post_type=news&#038;p=4031"},"modified":"2026-04-01T17:32:09","modified_gmt":"2026-04-01T15:32:09","slug":"1april","status":"publish","type":"news","link":"https:\/\/glitched.se\/en\/news\/1april\/","title":{"rendered":"Glitched introduces LAN chair detectors"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><br>Glitched 2026 takes the next step in the fight against AFK \u2013 quite literally.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">For this year's festival, we can now reveal that we are installing <strong>LAN chair detectors<\/strong> throughout the entire LAN area. The system is designed to keep energy levels up and ensure that the district competition continues around the clock.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Here's how it works:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If a participant remains still (or asleep\u2026) for more than two hours, the system will activate automatically. The chair will then recline and a carefully selected <strong>A hardstyle track is playing.<\/strong> to wake up the player and get them back in the game.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cWe've seen that many are trying to push through the whole weekend without a break. This is our way of\u2026 helping out,\u201d says a somewhat too satisfied project manager Gustav Karlsson.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>A part of the district competition<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Som m\u00e5nga vet \u00e4r Glitcheds LAN \u00f6ppet dygnet runt och kampen mellan distrikten p\u00e5g\u00e5r konstant. Varje minut r\u00e4knas, och att sova p\u00e5 fel plats kan nu f\u00e5 konsekvenser.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">For those of you who wish to rest, we recommend instead:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>The ballroom<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Campsite<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Or\u2026 that you simply stay awake \ud83d\ude09<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The system is currently being tested and will be fully implemented by the start of the festival.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>See you at the LAN, and stay awake.<\/strong><\/p>","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4029,"parent":0,"template":"","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"event":[12],"news-category":[17],"class_list":["post-4031","news","type-news","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","event-gd26","news-category-gd26"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glitched.se\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/news\/4031","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glitched.se\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/news"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glitched.se\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/news"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glitched.se\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/glitched.se\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/news\/4031\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4034,"href":"https:\/\/glitched.se\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/news\/4031\/revisions\/4034"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glitched.se\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4029"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glitched.se\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4031"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"event","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glitched.se\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/event?post=4031"},{"taxonomy":"news-category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glitched.se\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/news-category?post=4031"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}